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WHAT STYLEZ THINKS ABOUT => Rick Ross to be new face of Sean John

So What Does STYLEZ Think?

I don't know about Ross being the new "FACE" of Sean John, but he is DEF the new "BELLY" of that clothing line! SMDH! I have to admit, it is a VERY smart move! No one else (in their right mind) would put Ross in the spotlight as a clothing line spokesmodel (... except NIKE's greedy asses)! So this is THE BEST way to keep your managed artist relevant without making him go to jail or going to drug rehab (which seems to be the other 2 fave ways to keep a recording artists name poppin)!

That is what Stylez thinks! Read More after the Jump and/or leave a comment!

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Filed under: Diddy FAIL Rappers Rick Ross Sean John fashion
 

WILLIE STYLEZ PARODY => "The World Is Filled (Holiday Edition)" by @WillieStylez

The World Is Filled (Holiday Edition)
by Willie Stylez

(sung in tune of the 2nd verse of
 "The World is Filled" by Notorious B.I.G. Too $hort & P. Diddy)

Chorus:

The World is Filled With HO HO HOs

We'll just talk about sports I know,

(Make it Hot)

The Buffet Line, Can't you see,

Im just tryin to grab all I can eat!

When foods in the system, ain't no tellin,

gettin seconds or be nappin, that's all yall be yappin!

Ima Chef by blood, not relation,

fam here, its fun, got kids chas-un, hunh!

Drunk off nog!

Milk & taters! Spittin words, carvin birds, till they full see you later!

Whether, drunk or high, from cake or pie,

Mac & Cheese or potato salad, its gon' fly, aint no lie,

TOO FULL, am I gone die, Fool, dont ask why! Just respect it,

She bought me the necklace, the bracelet, the Benzo, she wrapped it,

Trees & halls, yea you got it, interior decorated!

Now I celebrate the Holiday, in each state,

Now I got gifts in each state,

Used to drink nog and eat cake,

Now I pop bottles of pepto,

its gettin late, as a nap I take!

Chorus:

The World is Filled With HO HO HOs

We'll just talk about sports I know,

(Make it Hot)

The Buffet Line, Can't you see,

Im just tryin to grab all I can eat!

Filed under: Diddy Holiday Music Notorious BIG Too Short food funny jokes parody
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