What Does Stylez Think?
OMG! Not only was this commercial HILARIOUS and was a great parody of eyelash commercials, but the side effect segment was EPIC! LOL! I had to watch it TWICE! Great video! Check it out!
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So I was bouncing along through the INTERNETS again today and found a friend asking all these (rhetorical I guess) questions. Just random musings and thoughts! So, you know I had to put my 4 1/2 cents in (2 cents is never enough for Stylez!). Anyway, here the questions, my answers and hey why don't you comment with some of your own answers to some of these POIGNANT questions! (keep in mind, I DID NOT author the questions) ==>>
How come young ladies don't wear girdles anymore? (It isn't suppose to jiggle, you know)
-- Because they mommas wanted to be FREE from the girdle, so they were never TAUGHT to wear one! So now they think the jiggle is cute! (well, on some ppl IT IS! LOL)
Why doesn't anyone seem to remember that thick and fat are two different things? (YEAH, there is a difference)
-- if your friends call you this interchangeably...YOU NEED NEW FRIENDS! LOL!
Why is it that men can ALWAYS find a lady to be with but it is WAY harder for a lady to get a man?
-- Im actually not sure WHAT SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT here! If you feel this way, you need to get out more! SMH! I know more ladies w/ men comin out their ears... they just choose to ignore them! Sometimes though, its good they ignore them fools! SMH!
Why don't we have those flying cars like the Jetsons yet?
-- I wanna know that too!
Why is healthy food more expensive than the junk food? Shouldn't be the other way around to promoting a healthy lifestyle?
-- Its just like healthcare, THE MONEYS IN THE MEDICINE, NOT THE CURE!
So......who is Justin Bieber? And why is he so popular?
-- LMAO! Be quiet or a Bieber stan will cut you! He's just another kid that will be cracked out on smack in about 3 years, and we'll be watching an E! True Hollywood Story, going emm, emm, emm, that boy had so much going for him back in 2010!
Why do rude waiters & waitresses still expect a tip after giving bad service? Here's a tip: be pleasant!
-- RIGHT! #Concur
Why do people expect you to do more than what they are willing to do for you?
-- One word... SELFISH!
Why is the Bible so difficult for me to read?
-- You KNOW its written in code! LOL! But hey, find a good pastor or religious organization and they will clear it up for you!
Ok, Why do I always fall asleep when trying to read the Bible? (don't act like it is just me...you do it too)
-- SMH! **raising hand** BUT, I do that on EVERY book I read! (SMH again, yall goin to hell! LOL! j/k)
Why can't you make a spouse like in The Stepford Wives movie?
-- Hmmmm, thats a good idea. But you know they are close w/ those life size, life like dolls you can get now. They come in Female AND Male now! There's hope for you lonely suckers! LOL! j/k
What kind of milk did Adam and Eve drink? And were they lactose intolerant?
-- LMAO! SMH! They were perfect, so Im sure they drank brontosaurus milk and it was DELICIOUS to them! LOL!
If Adam and Eve were the first humans... who did their kids marry?
-- unfortunately... their OWN siblings! SMH! But they were all they had, so (eewwww) incest was cool back then!
Why are so many people settling for that 20% when they can have patient and wait on the 80%? (Y'all saw Why did I get married, so you know what I mean)
-- You already said it... NO patience! We live in a NOW, NOW, NOW society!
Why does it seem easier for a lady to has 6 or 7 kids to settle down with a man (WHO WANTS TO MARRY HER) than it is for a woman who has one kid?
-- Hey! My wife had a gaggle of kids when I married her! LOL! But that is definitely a phenomena! Because you can have a variety of things going on in that situation. Like mine was, my wife was married, and left her husband, thus the single w/ kids. But she was taking care of her business! And you have some that are widows that really have no choice (I have a friend like that, had a big happy family full of kids, then the father died!). But then you have the ones that are immature and are having a gang of kids for no reason w/ no hope of taking care of them w/o FIA! Thats a toss up!
Why do women withhold sex from their spouse then get mad when the spouse goes and gets sex elsewhere? HELLO?!
-- Im married, Im happy, no comment! LOL!
Why do women like "bad boys"?
-- You know that's all about the excitement factor! The pheremones and the spontaneity! But then you end up with the disappointment and the disaster! SMH!
Why do people say it isn't the size that matters....WHEN IT IS!
-- LMAO! They TRYING to be nice! LOL!
Why do designers make clothes that are intended for a size 2 in a size 22?
-- Big Girls wanna look sexy too! And their willing to pay the extra for it too! Two words... CHA CHING!
How do people become scared of their minor children?
-- SMH! That's a damn shame! I will NEVER let my kid get to the point where they THINK they gonna run me! But some people just don't have what it takes to be good parents! OR they let a kid get so outta hand, they turn into a NIGHTMARE!
Why is it so hard to forgive and forget? and how come it is like a daily battle?
-- OMG, RIGHT! I feel you on that! But its because we are human, we can "act" like we forgive, but we never forget! A grudge is hard to shake!
Why am I a night owl?
-- LOL! Me TOO! It's in our blood I'm sure! LOL!
Why do they say that Gemini's are crazy?
-- Because... THEY ARE! LOL!
How come people always realize they had a good thing once it is gone? How come you don't learn to appreciate the person while you have them in your life?
-- because like breathing, when something is just naturally there, and you start to forget how REALLY important it is, you take it for granted... until somebody cuts it off!
Why do women brag about being re-virginized? Isn't that the word? Truth be told doesn't that mean that you were blew out and the doc had to sew you back up so your uterus won't fall out?
-- Yea... NO COMMENT! SMH!
Why is it cool to be on public assistance? When I was a kid it was not something to brag about.
-- OMG RIGHT! We used to get capped on ALL DAY when I was kid growin up on Welfare! Now ITS what's HOT in the Hood! SMH! Ignorance!
Why does it seem that all politicians are corrupt individuals...and why do we still vote for them?
-- politicians have ALWAYS been corrupt, its what makes a GOOD politician! Agendas! SMH!
Why do women have multiple babies with a no good man and say after this last baby he is going to do right by them.....Dang, don't y'all have four already?
-- LOL! But that's the delusion people live in with relationships. Instead of realizing you are NEVER gonna change that man; not with a kid (or 4), not with marriage, not with a new hair style, not with a menage a trois (I don't care if HE SAID he will be good after the 3-some, damn fool); nothing is going to change him... but a new woman! So get out while you are ahead and let him go find (and annoy the hell out of) her! LOL!
Why do people dirty up the innercity and as soon as you cross into the suburbs you wanna keep that city clean? Hey, don't you LIVE here? Keep your own city clean!
-- Yea, that's CRAZY! But its the same reason some ppl live in filth at home, but they are the cleanest people at work or over their friend's house! It don't make sense, but strangely... it does! SMH!
Really, where are all the good black men? Where are the good fathers?
-- **raising hand** RIGHT HERE! :)
Why are we failing a generation of children and how can we fix it?
-- WHEW! That's a tough question, but I am starting to believe we have got to stop SPOILING our children! A lot of us that didn't HAVE coming up, but now we do, so we give our kids the world! And rightfully so... but when your kid doesn't appreciate it! It's time to start making them suffer and going without! That's the only way they will start to appreciate what they get! But they also have to be cut off from the bad influences of the world. Their "friends", commercials, music videos, and any other negative and "ignorance endorsing" activities/media. Then make them start READING! All that is tough, but I think that is a good start to get kids turned around.
Why is being "ghetto" now considered cool?
-- OMG, don't even get me started!
Do you know what ghetto really means and that we use it incorrectly?
-- RIGHT! Because ppl don't read! Or care to know what things mean. They just like jumping on the bandwagon and saying stuff! Look at the n-word! Bandwagon mentality!
Why am I still awake?
-- Insomniac! LOL!
How come it takes forever to clean up the house and minutes to dirty up?
-- LOL! I think that's a physics problem! LOL!
How do they name Hurricanes?
-- check out this site! http://geology.com/hurricanes/hurricane-names.shtml
Why haven't they named a hurricane, Shaniqua?
-- LOL! Im sure its coming soon! LOL!
Why does negative news sell better than something positive?
-- because we live in a negative society! We THRIVE on negativity in our lives and in the lives of others! As most people how their day went, and 9 times out of 10 (sometimes 10/10) you will get a full report of the "bad" or negative things that happened!
Why is it so much easier to find a bad male influence for my son than a positive one? Seriously!
-- Again, YOU NEEd NEW FRIENDS! LOL!
How come we weren’t born old and get younger with knowledge...like in the movie Benjamin Button?
-- That would be interesting! I need to see that movie!
Why do I get all those Viagra junk mails when I do not visit any porn sites?
-- riiiggght! yea, you stick to that story! LOL!
Why are good friends so hard to find and it is so easy to make an enemy?
-- because people can't stand to see other people happy! Once you think you have a friend, soon as you are doing well, they will become a hater! Once you get a man, they will try to break you up, sometimes trying to take the person for themselves! Once you get something for you, they will have to compete w/ you! Its SAD but TRUE... but also means... (you should already know this is coming) YOU NEED NEW FRIENDS!!! LOL!
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I was trolling the "INTERNETS" again and guess what I ran across! The vandalized Wikipedia article for Slim Thug (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slim_Thug). Apparently someone was VERY upset by Slim's Vibe.com rant (http://www.vibe.com/posts/slim-thug-black-women-need-stand-their-man-more) and decided to take action! I just so happened to have a copy of the page up when the Wikipedia folks reverted the page back to normal! So, to preserve the "integrity" of the "INTERNETS", I decided to give you what you want! LOL! Check it out! Don't worry, I didn't do it, I'm just reporting on it! LOL!
Slim Thug
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Slim Thug
Slim Thug performing at the BET Awards 2008.Background information Birth name Stayve Jerome Thomas Born The sewer system of New York City Genres Ninjitsu, bojitsu, and pizza ordering Years active 1998 - Mike Jones Era Labels Swishahouse, Boss Hogg Outlawz, Interscope,E1 Associated acts Bun B, Chalie Boy, Chamillionaire, Paul Wall Website www.immahogg.com
Stayve Jerome Thomas (born September 8, 1980),[1] better known as Slim Thug, is an American rapper. He gained mainstream attention for his contribution to the popular single from rapper Mike Jones, "Still Tippin'". Afterwards, he would go on to date the ex-Destiny's Child member Letoya Luckett whom would dump him for Tank soon after.
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[edit]Career
Thomas grew up in Houston's Northside neighborhood of Homestead where he had to decide whether to date a black or a white woman. At age 17, he performed freestyle raps at local high school parties in South Dakota. At such parties, white women would cook and clean for him as he did his Alphabet Raps to beats produced by Soulja Boy when he hit puberty. He began his rap career with Swishahouse in the late 1990s. After realizing how much money he could make distributing his own mixtapes, he parted ways with Swishahouse on good terms and formed his own independent label, Boss Hogg Outlawz.[2] Thomas bought two record stores and worked in real estate.[1]He would soon sign to record an album with Disney as the only male Cheetah Girl, but due to an altercation with lead singer Adrienne Bailon, he broke the contract and would release his debut album under another label.
Slim Thug's debut album with Interscope Records, Already Platinum, was released in July 2005 after many delays.[1] It premiered on #2 on the Billboard 200 albums chart and sold 130,000 copies in its first week.[3] Singles included "Like a Boss", "3 Kings" (featuring T.I. and Bun B), and "I Ain't Heard of That" (featuring Pharrell and Bun B). Slim Thug appeared on Beyoncé Knowles's #1 single "Check on It" and Gwen Stefani's "Luxurious". With the Boss Hogg Outlawz, Slim Thug released three albums, Boyz N Blue (2004), Serve & Collect (2007) and Back by Blockular Demand: Serve & Collect II(2008). He left Interscope Records in 2008.[4] Slim Thug's second solo album Boss of All Bosses was released in 2009. It included the single "I Run".
According to MTV News, Lupe Fiasco's video for "Hip Hop Saved My Life" was based on Slim Thug's life story. "It is based on Thug boss cause he is so G, and inspires me," Fiasco revealed.[5]
In October 2009 he appeared on The Daily Show, in a parody discussing the effects of the recession upon wealthy rappers such as himself. [6] The skit was filmed in part at The Lion's Den Recordings in Houston, Texas, located behind the trap house of Paul Wall.
[edit]Break-Up With Letoya
In late 2007, Letoya's clothing line, Lady Love, had only been sold in shopping malls in the Houston area, usually next to a Citi Trends or Ross Dress for Less. Slim Thug and Letoya got into a scuffle after Letoya was phoned by her friend, Latavia, and she revealed that Slim Thug had been stealing money from the cash register. Letoya Luckett decided to end the relationship with Slim Thug, and Letoya would then go on to date singer Tank. Letoya would soon release her single Regret that featured Ludacris, which was about Slim Thug.
Slim Thug reported to Seventeen Magazine in their Winter 2007 issue that he had been scarred by Letoya and had dreams of marrying a Caucasian woman instead. Slim Thug has been seen on Mediatakeout trying to pursue numerous relationships with white women such as Lindsey Lohan, Taylor Swift, and Ellen Degeneres.
[edit]Attempts to Re-Collaborate with Beyonce
With no solo Top 40 hits, Slim Thug knew that his career would almost be over and that he would soon be dropped from his record label and forced to try to sign with Diddy. After noticing that his chart history looked like an empty closet, Slim decided to send Beyonce an e-mail on her blackberry to collaborate on her single Ego. Beyonce, however, was not please with Slim Thug's previous efforts of stealing the $17.80 in Letoya's cash register. Beyonce never responded to the e-mail, and since then, Slim Thug has been recording small tracks and releasing them to Myspace since iTunes will not accept his tracks; Slim does not know how to encode his tracks from WMA to MP3.
[edit]Controversy
In June 2010, Slim Thug wrote a blog for Vibe Magazine where he outlined his disdain for black women. This came to a surprise to many in the black community, seeing as most black women had never even heard of this nigga before. After concluding that he probably has a small penis and an issue with premature ejaculation, many women in the black community decided that it's probably best to allow a ditzy blonde snowflake to take his overgrown ass off of our hands.
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I'm sorry, but I HATE The-Dream right now! He is a great artist, song writer, producer, etc. And in general, I love his style, his music and his albums have sat well with me. (OK, you knew it was coming) BUT! The-Dream went to far this time! SMH! I am sure you all have heard the song, if you haven't, check it out below. The-Dream, in his infinite wisdom, decided to remake the late, great, Aaliyah Dana Haughton's song "One In A Million". That would have been fine with me, however, after hearing the one thing I find wrong with the remake... is The-Dream's VOICE! SMH! Check it out:
I mean, #cmonson WTF were you thinking? He'd came out better if he would have let PINK sing the song and put Nicki Minaj on the track for no reason other than shock value! Matter fact, I'd go so far as to say, I would have given the job of singing to DRAKE's tone deaf ass, put Nicki on the break, let DJ Khaled screamin ass produce it, and ask T-Pain to back the whole project up! SMH! Can somebody say "RADIO KILLAH!" LMFAO! (Please, I hope that you all realize I'm kidding!)
Anyway, like I was telling a friend of mine on FB, I'm kinda mad at The-Dream too because ALL OF HIS songs are starting to sound the same now! He has NO originality or creativity left! Its a shame! Believe me, I have no problem with your voice or "style" being in the same zone for a few years... but he writes and produces most (if not all) of his own songs and literally they sound the same! Listen to all of his recent singles. Its like he has an old ass beat machine with like 4 sounds on it... that clap sound, that snap sound, that "radio killah" sound (WTF is a radio killah ANYWAY, LOL) and auto-tune! SMH! Its sad! LOL!
That's What STYLEZ Thinks, What Do You Think?
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I saw Get Him To The Greek this evening at a local theater. My wife won tickets and so we went to check it out! Surprisingly, it was a lot funnier than I expected. Doesn't quite match the wittiness and fast pace of Hangover, but it was kinda built similar! I would definitely recommend everyone check out this movie. I usually love comedies like this, but some people in the audience with me was loving it even more than I was. I even thought P. Diddy was running the city in this flick! LOL! Check out "Get Him to the Greek" and let me know what you think!
That Is What STYLEZ Thinks, What Do You Think?
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I was scouring Facebook AGAIN, and ran across the image in this post! I immediately LMAO! I do like Obama, but you got to admit, this makes you want to laugh! But it's sad to think people are so stuck on "what he's doing wrong" but its stuff that is just coming down the pipes from the Bush Administration! Or things he has yet to change that have been going since Bush SENIOR! SMH! Its so laughable!
He isn't perfect & he isn't a miracle worker; so people need to just give the man a chance! DANG, its only been like A YEAR! Best believe the same people bashing President Obama were the same ones giving President Bush ALL KINDS OF CHANCES to KILL their sons and daughters, drive up gas and oil prices and KILL our economy! But then turn around and BLAME Obama when he only JUST got here! We were in a recession BEFORE Obama! We gave concessions, bailouts, etc BEFORE Obama! The Census was being done before Obama's PARENTS were even THOUGHT OF! Come on people GROW UP! Turn off Fox News and get an opinion of your own! SMH!
And one other thing... for all the people who are so stuck on Obama, POSSIBLY being a mason, or apart of a secret society! You need to GROW UP TOO! Remember, Bush Sr AND Bush Jr are ADMITTEDLY part of the Skull & Bones secret society! Oh, but I guess that's OK! SMDH!
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